|Red vs. Blue Episode|
|"But That's Not All!"|
|Airdate||September 11, 2015|
Have you ever wanted MORE Rooster Teeth? Do you want to try it all FREE for 30 days? Then Simmons and Grif have some important info for you.
Simmons: Hi, I'm Captain Dick Simmons from the popular web series Red vs. Blue.
Grif: And I'm Dexter Grif. But you probably already knew that.
Simmons: What you may not know is that Red vs. Blue isn't only on YouTube.
Grif: Yeah, It's almost like we were here first. (fake cough) 2003.
Simmons: Red vs. Blue, Achievement Hunter, RT Shorts, Live broadcast and more can be found over at Roosterteeth.com
Grif: It's like the all you can eat buffet of the internet.
Simmons: And we also have our sponsorship program which gives sponsors exclusive content, early access to videos, 5% store discount, and now comes with a 30 day free trial.
Grif: Hell, looks like free access to the all you can eat buffet of the internet.
Simmons: Really milking that analogy for all its worth huh?
Grif: Like it's the cow that belongs to the people that built the all you can eat bu-
Voice: (interrupts) Yes, I have a question-
Grif and Simmons look to their left to see Caboose.
Caboose: Uh yes for Mr. Simmons. How can I possibly keep up with all of that amazing content? Question mark.
Simmons: My, what an excellent and perfectly timed question Caboose. Roosterteeth.com offers an easy to follow schedule so fan can keep tabs on their favorite shows.
Grif: Yeah, and if you make a profile you can even set up notifications for whenever a new episode comes out. That way you don't have to bother learning how to tell time.
Caboose: But what if I want to enjoy all these...things on the go?
Simmons: Roosterteeth.com's website has been completely redesigned and is now mobile friendly.
Simmons: And on top of that we launched a new Android and IOS Rooster Teeth app with videos, live streams, and all of the sponsor benefits. You can even sign up for sponsorship from you phone and start a 30 day free trial.
Caboose walks to a warthog.
Caboose: Wow! What an incredible thing that you have just said. I can't wait to enjoy Rooster...Teeth from the comfort of my phone!
Caboose climbs into a warthog and drives off.
Simmons: So that's about it. New website, new sponsor perks, and all the videos from wherever you want to watch them.
Caboose drives by them and then crashes.
Caboose: It's everything I ever wanted!
Grif: Just maybe not while driving
Fade to black. Sounds of flames sparking.
Caboose: GO TO ROOSTERTEETH.COM (inaudible) OH GOD IT BURNS DON'T FORGET ABOUT BECOMING A SPONSOR! OH GOD THE FIRE IS EVERYWHERE! IT'S EVERYWHERE! RATE COMMENT AND SUBSCRIBE! OH GOD!