|Relative(s):||Jax Jonez (Nephew)|
- "Every time you start on one of these damn crusades, I start pissing kidney stones like hail. Like a tommy-gun down there!"
- —Carlos to Dylan Andrews in Prologue
Role in PlotEdit
During his first appearance, Carlos is seen to be a rather crude and unkind individual, as he angrily berates Dylan and her effect on the station as well as expresses his cynical and disrespectful attitude. His demeanor is further emphasized by the nickname, "Grumpy McBossypants", Dylan apparently gives him on their call. He oversees Andrews's endeavors as a journalist and when she requests to find out more about the "terrorist Red and Blues" story, he reluctantly gives her permission to pursue it, though demands daily dispatches on her progress.