- "Great. Someone new to argue with."
- —Drag in Orange is the New Red
Lieutenant Drag was the "cynical asshat" of the red squad known as FH57. He was first seen patrolling the desert with his squad in search of Blue Army soldiers, where they use an alien spaceship to look for them.
Drag appeared to be the "Grif" of unit FH57, as he was shown to be cynical, somewhat lazy, unmotivated, often talked back, and questioned the orders of his C.O.
|Blood Gulch: Sarge (ε) · Dick Simmons (ε) · Dexter Grif (ε) · Franklin Delano Donut (ε) · Lopez the Heavy (ε)|
|Desert Gulch: Surge · Gene · Cronut · Lorenzo · Biff · Shelly|
|FH57: Turf · Morgan · Drag · Sue · Santos · Peake · Cherry|
|Colorblind: Hutch · Regina · Cobb · Marlowe|
|Other: Lopez 2.0 · Red Zealot · Max Gain · Phil · Walter Henderson · Red Mutineer|
Burke · Dellario · Tubbs · Hammer · Johnson MacGruff · Hank Daggerknife · Clint Buckshot
|Vehicles: M12 LRV · Motorcycle|