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Red vs. Blue Episode
"Everything Old is New Again"
Episode 20
Episode no. 20
Airdate January 3, 2004
Running time 7:10
Director(s) Burnie Burns

Red vs. Blue Season 2
January 3, 2004 - July 11, 2004

  1. Everything Old is New Again
  2. Motion to Adjourn
  3. Red vs. Bleu
  4. The Joy of Toggling
  5. Sweet Ride
  6. Last Words
  7. Nobody Likes You
  8. Nine Tenths of the Law
  9. In Stereo Where Available
  10. Radar Love
  11. I Dream of Meanie
  12. Room for Rent
  13. Me, Myself and You
  14. An Audience of Dumb
  15. Aftermath, Before Biology
  16. What's Mine is Yours
  17. Nut. Doonut.
  18. Dealer Incentive
  19. K.I.T. B.F.F.

Everything Old is New Again is the first episode of the second season, and the twentieth of The Blood Gulch Chronicles. It is set three months after the events of Last One Out, Hit the Lights.

CharactersEdit

Red TeamEdit

Blue TeamEdit

OtherEdit

PlotEdit

S2 - E20

DuFresne arrives at Blood Gulch.

The episode starts off in the middle of the canyon with Medical Officer DuFresne hailing for Blue Command, stating that he has reached Blood Gulch Outpost Alpha. Vic answers and shrewdly tells Doc that he is from Blue Command. DuFresne is hesitant to believe, but reluctantly accepts anyway and informs Vic that he is going to rendezvous with the Blue Team.  Vic then looks up "Blood Gulch" in the database and finds DuFresne's mission orders. Vic reiterates his objective to him, telling him to meet up with Pvt. Tucker and asses their wounded. Vic also begins to read something he apparently is not supposed to, and stops before revealing anything important to DuFresne. DuFresne then proceeds to Blue Base.

S2 - E20 -3

DuFresne is introduced to Blue Team.

At Blue Base, Tucker tells Church, shown in cobalt armor again, that Caboose has been habitually threatening him while speaking in a "scary" voice. Caboose denies this however, telling Tucker that he is taking his words "way out of context". DuFresne then interrupts the Blues' conversation and introduces himself, asking Church if he is Pvt. Tucker. Church corrects him and then introduces Blue Team to him. DuFresne explains that he had received their call for medical assistance from Command, but Caboose informs him that their request for a medic was three months ago. Church tells DuFrense that the patient had been buried in a grave, along with "himself". DuFresne is confused and expresses disbelief. Caboose then fills him in, roughly retelling the events on how Church had possessed a "mexican robot body" after being killed by a "runaway tank". He also adds that Church's new body was spray-painted cobalt in order to attain his original look.

S2 - E20 -2

DuFresne and his medical scanner.

With nobody actually hurt, DuFresne takes out his medical scanner, telling Tucker and Caboose that he would have to check their vital signs to make sure they're okay. After checking both their vitals, he asks Church where Red Base is. Church is surprised by this, asking DuFresne if he was sent here to be a part of their squad. DuFresne tells him otherwise, saying that after his job in treating Tex, he is to assist with whatever injuries that are sustained within the canyon itself. Church tells him his real job is to eliminate the Red Team, but DuFresne reveals himself to be a pacifist, in which he explains it as a "conscientious objector".

S2 - E20 -4

Red Team attacks.

He also tells them that, due to low resources, he is "on loan" to both Red and Blue armies. Church then suggests he put his medical scanner away if he is to go to Red Base, saying that they might shoot it right out of his hand. DuFresne's medical scanner is then shot at by a sniper rifle round by Donut. The Blues and DuFresne then scatter after coming under fire from Red Team, who are shown assaulting the base.

TranscriptEdit

Static and radio noises are heard. Camera fades in on a dim view of a planet.

Male Voice: Come in Blue Command, come in.

Camera fades out to black, then in on a panning view to the right over Blood Gulch.

Male Voice: This is Medical Officer DuFresne. I have reached Blood Gulch Outpost Alpha, do you read?

Camera fades out to black, then in on a daylight view of the moon, slowly panning down.

Vic: (distorted) Yes, dude, hello, can you read me? Hello? Check one, check two.

DuFresne: Say again, Blue Command. I do not read.

Vic: (distorted) Check two. Is this thing on? Hello, hello.

Camera continues to pan down, revealing DuFresne in purple armor.

DuFresne: Blue Command, please boost your transmission to match communication protocol, Echo, Bravo-

Vic: (audio distortion ends) Yo, I hear you. Calm down, dude, what's going on? Hello, yo, can you hear me, hello?

DuFresne: Uh, roger that Command.

Vic: Sorry 'bout that, I was in the elevator, this thing doesn't work so well in there. What's going on, dude?

DuFresne: Roger tha... uh... is this Blue Command?

Cut to view of Vic at Command.

Vic: Oh yeah, man, sure, totally! What's goin' on?

DuFresne: You're sure? The Blue Command base?

Vic: Hey, dude. Take it easy. You called me, I didn't call you.

DuFresne: Naw, I know, it's just...

Vic: It's just what, dude?

DuFresne: Never mind. I'm just letting you know that I've reached Blood Gulch Outpost Alpha. I'm gonna make contact with the Blue Squad members.

Vic: Blood Gulch, huh? Alright, let me look here, let me see what it says... Blood Gulch, bleu bleaou bee ehl, bluoea here we go, Blood Gulch, okay. Says here, you wanna make contact with Private Tucker.. ask him about their wounded dude.

DuFresne: Roger that. Any other orders?

Vic: Anything else.. yeah okay, yeah, it says here whatever you do, don't- oh. Okay, never mind dude, I'm not supposed to read you that part, okay, just uh... you'll be okay, just, uh, be very careful. That's all.

DuFresne: ...Great.

Vic: Alright then. Well it's our goal here at Blue Base to provide excellent customer service, and I hope that I have done that today. Uh, if you have any further questions about this radio transmission, you can just, um, you know call back, say "Dude, I've got some questions, what's goin' on." Over and out.

DuFresne: Okay... Private Tucker...

Cut to Blue Base.

Tucker: Hey, Church, we have a problem.

Church: (in cobalt armor again) I am not your mother, so don't come tattling to me every time one of you does something that the other one doesn't like.

Tucker: I'm telling you, he's crazy. He keeps threatening me and talking in a scary voice.

Caboose: No, I didn't.

Tucker: Oh, so you're saying you didn't threaten to cut off my head and give it to Church as a birthday present?

Caboose: You know, I think you're taking my words a little out of context.

Tucker: What? What context?

DuFresne runs up behind Church.

Church: Listen, guys, this competition thing has got to stop, okay? I thought we'd established by now-

DuFresne: (interrupting) Excuse me.

Church: Hey, pal? One second, okay? I'm in the middle of something here. Ah, loo- I thought we'd established by now, I don't like either of you, okay? So competing for my attention is not gonna do ya any good.

DuFresne: Excuse me.

Church: (turns around) Okay. Yes. Hello. Who're you?

Caboose: (to Tucker, in his "scary voice") Don't ever be alone.

Tucker: He's doing that thing again...

DuFresne: My name's DuFresne... uh, are you Private Tucker?

Church: No, I am not Private Tucker. My name is Church. (turns) This is Private Tucker.

Tucker: Yo!

Church: And our friend over there in regulation blue, that's Caboose. Or O'Malley, or whatever the hell he's callin' himself.

Caboose: Why did you introduce me second?

Tucker: Because he hates you.

Cut to DuFresne where two tombstones are seen in the background.

DuFresne: I received your call for a medic.

Caboose: Medic? That was like three months ago.

Tucker: Yeah, what'd you do? Crawl all the way here?

DuFresne: I came as quickly as I could. Where's the patient?

Church: Well, she's about fifty yards behind you and six feet straight down.

DuFresne turns around and sees the tombstones.

DuFresne: Oh. (turns back to the Blues) I'm sorry about your loss.

Church: What? Oh, yeah. Yeah, thanks, man, it was tough but, well, what're you gonna do...

Caboose: We didn't like her very much. (whispers loudly) She was mean to other people.

DuFresne: Who's in the other grave?

Church: That's uh, that's me. I'm in that grave.

DuFresne: ... Uh huh... Of course.

Caboose: See, uh, he, got killed by this uh, crazy runaway tank.

Tucker: Or by the idiot driving it.

Caboose: Oh yeah, and then he became, uh, this really mean ghost, and uh, took over a Mexican robot's body, uh... oh! And then we had to uh, oyathatsright, spray paint him, ah, to make him blue, and now he is alive again, and he is a bionic man... Who... is blue... 

Tucker: Right, and it took us six weeks to get his Spanish setting turned off.

Church: (click) No esta completamente apagado, pendejo.

Caption: Not entirely turned off, moron.

Tucker: (sighs) I'll go get the Spanish dictionary.

DuFresne: Wait, so, no one here is hurt?

Church: (click) No, we're fine. In fact, I feel better than ever. See now whenever these two idiots really start to bug me, I can always just turn my ears off. Couldn't do that before.

Caboose: You said they were shorting out.

Church: (click) I'm sorry, what was that Caboose? I can't hear you!

DuFresne: Well then let me just check you two out, and I'll be on my way.

Tucker: Whoooa... check us out? Is this gonna be one of those things where I have to turn my head and cough?

DuFresne: (holding up a medical scanner) No, I'm just gonna check your vitals.

Caboose: (to Tucker) I bet I have better vitals than you! (to Church) ...What's a vital?

Church: On your way? I don't think so, bud. Aren't you here to join our squad?

DuFresne: No, I'm just here to help out with Tex, and then assist in the canyon as needed.

Church: First of all, great job on the Tex thing. Mission accomplished. Secondly, the way that we need you to assist, is to help us kill all the Reds.

DuFresne: Well, even if my orders didn't prohibit me from doing that, I still wouldn't. I joined the army as a conscientious objector.

Tucker: A conshe- who?

DuFresne: I'm a pacifist.

Caboose: You're a thing that babies suck on...?

Tucker: No, dude, that's a pedophile.

Church: Tucker, I think he means a pacifier.

Tucker: Oh yeah, right. Man, I was totally thinking about something else.

Church: That's real classy, Tucker.

DuFresne: (finishing his scan) Well, everyone here checks out. I'll come back and check on you before I leave the canyon. Can you tell me which way to the Red Base?

Tucker: Why? You said you weren't gonna fight 'em.

DuFresne: I'm not. Resources are low so I'm on loan to both armies to help whichever side needs me at the time.

Church: Man, that is so freakin' lame.

DuFresne: I'm just gonna go to Red Base and see if they need any help.

Church: Well, if you're gonna go up to Red Base, I'd recommend putting away that little medical thingy of yours. They see you walking up carrying that thing, they're gonna shoot it right out of your hand.

DuFresne's medical scanner gets shot.

Church: Yeah, just like that.

Another shot goes between DuFresne and Church.

Church: Scatter!

Cut to Sarge and Donut in the middle of the canyon. Donut is using a sniper rifle.

Sarge: Nice shot, cupcake.

Donut: Thanks, Sarge!

Simmons: (firing his machine gun a few times) Oh that's right, suck it, Blue!

Grif: (standing up in front of Simmons) Yeah, sneak attack!

Simmons: Sit down, you dumb ass, I can't see.

Sarge: Hike up yer knickers, fellas. Let's go get 'em.

TriviaEdit

  • This episode marks the first use of Simmons' catchphrase, "Suck it Blue!"
  • Church and Tex's graves have a cross and a Star of David on them.

VideosEdit

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