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Red vs. Blue Episode
"OMG. Humped."
OMG
Episode no. Unknown
Airdate April 21, 2005
Running time 1:35

Red vs. Blue Season 3
October 12, 2004 – May 18, 2005

  1. The Best Laid Plans
  2. Visiting Old Friends
  3. Let's Get Together
  4. You're the Bomb, Yo
  5. Make Your Time
  6. We Must Rebuild
  7. New Toys
  8. We're Being Watched
  9. It's a Biological Fact
  10. Heavy Metal
  11. Roaming Charges
  12. Silver Linings
  13. Episode 50 Part 2
  14. Have We Met?
  15. Let's Come to Order
  16. Hello, My Name Is Andrew
  17. Defusing the Situation
  18. Calm Before the Storm
  19. The Storm

OMG. Humped. is a special episode of Red vs. Blue that focuses on the Reds and Blues defeat by Bungie in Halo 2.

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Synopsis[]

Church, Simmons, and Tucker explain to Grif how they were defeated in Halo 2 against Bungie Studios.

Transcript[]

Fade in to Church, Simmons and Tucker running up to Grif in Blood Gulch
Grif: Hey you're back, how'd the Hump day thing go?
Simmons: Uhhmmmmm...
Church: Oh it went great, as long as you weren't on our team.
Grif: So you lost.
Church: Yeah, unless there's some new game type where you're supposed to catch the most amount of bullets with your torso. In which case, Simmons was the clear victor.
Simmons: What the hell! You were the one who was supposed to have all these great strategies!
Church: Well if you people had listened to me while we were out there, maybe we would have won a game.
Wavy cut back in time to the Hump day challenge in the future
Church: Alright men, they're coming up the right flank! This is our chance, formation pattern Delta!
Simmons: (in a girly voice) I'm scared, and I peed my pants,and I don't wanna die in my peepee pants!
Cut back to Blood Gulch to prevent any further embarrassment
Simmons: That's not what happened.
Church: I think that's a very, accurate, portrayal.
Simmons: That wasn't even my voice!
Church: Well let's just agree to disagree.
Simmons: Okay, the real problem, was that the weapons had all changed slightly, and we had never used them before.
Grif: How were the weapons different? Did they shoot fire or something?
Church: No.
Grif: Were the triggers in a different place?
Church: Noh.
Grif: Wait, were the guys from Bungie using the same weapons as you?
Church: Yes.
Grif: Well I can see how you'd think it was a legitimate excuse. Hey, next time you guys go out of town to embarrass the crap out of us, why don't you let me tag along. I'm great at losing, I could be one of our All Stars.
Simmons: I'm so ashamed.
Grif: Why isn't he saying anything?
Church: Uh, well let's just put it this way, there were some side-bets before the match, and Tucker's mouth now belongs to someone else's balls.
Tucker: ...I don't wanna talk about it.

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