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Red vs. Blue Episode
"Penny Pinchers"
Church Donut Grif Simmons PAX PSA
Episode no. Unknown
Airdate circa November 28, 2004 (sponsors)
Running time 2:44

Red vs. Blue Season 2
January 11, 2004 - July 11, 2004

  1. Everything Old is New Again
  2. Motion to Adjourn
  3. Red vs. Bleu
  4. The Joy of Toggling
  5. Sweet Ride
  6. Last Words
  7. Nobody Likes You
  8. Nine Tenths of the Law
  9. In Stereo Where Available
  10. Radar Love
  11. I Dream of Meanie
  12. Room for Rent
  13. Me, Myself and You
  14. An Audience of Dumb
  15. Aftermath, Before Biology
  16. What's Mine is Yours
  17. Nut. Doonut.
  18. Dealer Incentive
  19. K.I.T. B.F.F.

Penny Pinchers is a special episode of Red vs. Blue, where the Blood Gulch boys attempt to promote PAX 2004. The first public screening of this episode was at PAX[1] in August 2004.

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Synopsis[]

The Reds and Blues runs into obstacles while trying to film an introduction to the 2004 Penny Arcade Exposition convention.

Transcript[]

Cut to: Grif and Simmons on the top of Red Base. There is a mic above Grif and Simmons

Simmons: Hey everbody, welcome to the first annual Penny Arcade Expo.

Church: (off-screen) WHAT?!

Grif: Testing, testing, is this thing on? Can you hear me?

Church: WHAT?

Grif: I think the mic is busted.

Church: Nah just kidding I can hear ya.

Grif: Jerk!

Simmons: Make jokes on your own time asshole! My time is valuable.

There's a beep and the camera cuts to Grif and Simmons in the same place but the camera is adjusted to show Church up close in frame.

Simmons: Hi, I'm Private Dick Simmons from the popular web-series Re-

Church: Oops, wait a minute, I'm in the shot. Hehehe

Simmons: Dammit!

There is once again a beep and a quick cut. Church is no longer in frame

Simmons: (sigh) Hey everybody I'm Private Simmons from the popular web-series Red vs Blue.

Church: (off-screen) Hehehe what?

Grif: And I'm Private Grif, and we'd like to welcome you to the Penny Arcade Expo-

Donut: (Suddenly appearing in frame) Hey everybody!

Church: Cut!

Simmons: Jesus Christ what is going on today? This is gonna take forever!

Grif: (sigh) I'll be in my dressing room

Simmons: Dressing room? You mean the bathroom with a broken toilet?

Grif: Hey, you say tomato.

Donut: What's going on? What's up?

Church: We're trying to record the intro to our PAX show.

Donut: What? Why don't you ask me? Man, you guys never let me be in the big announcements.

Church: Look, we already got it all worked out-

Donut: (begging/crying) Oh pleeeassse I can do it! Please please please

Simmons: Just let him do it before I kill someone!

Cut to just Donut in front of the camera

Donut: Hey everyone I'm sexy Private Donut, welcome to the... wait what the hell is this thing again?

Simmons: God dammit PAX! The Penny Arcade Expo!

Donut: Oh okay, okay okay. Welcome to Penny Arcade 10, the greatest Exposit-

Simmons: Not PA10, P, A, X. PAX PAX PAX!!!

Church: It's the first annual Penny Arcade convention

Donut: First annual? And you already have an abbreviation? Who gave them that abbreviation?

Simmons: They came up with it themselves.

Donut: You can't just give yourself an abbreviation. You have to earn it baby. Like, uh, NYC or M... N... M.

Simmons: M, N?

Donut: The rapper!

Simmons: You moron that's Eminem!

Donut: See, you know who he is, he earned his letters.

Church: You're an idiot

Donut: What is this Penny Arcade anyway?

Church: It's a very very popular website. Very.

Donut: With mega-chicks? (?)

Simmons: No, it's a comic strip.

Church: Actually it's more like a lengthy diatribe manifesto kind of a thing. But disguised as a comic strip

Simmons: Right. Kinda like the Unabomber. But with crayons!

Church: Exactly.

Donut: And people go to this sight every day?

Simmons: Yeah pretty much, they put out about 3 strips a week

Church: Wow, 3 jokes a week, one wonders how they can keep up the pace.

Simmons: (Nervously) Shut up, Tycho has eyes everywhere.

Church: Is that camera still on?

Simmons: Ah I'm going to the bathroom.

Church: Toilet's busted remember?

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