Red vs. Blue Episode
"Personal Spaces"
Sarge shows Mongoose
Episode no. Unknown
Airdate Unknown
Running time 2:45

Red vs. Blue Season 5
October 2, 2006 - June 28, 2007

  1. You Can't Park Here
  2. Got Your Back
  3. Baby Steps
  4. Sibling Arrivalries
  5. The Grif Reaper
  6. In Memoriam
  7. Strong Male Figure
  8. Yellow Fever
  9. Brass Tacks
  10. The Nesting Theory
  11. Spelunked
  12. The Haystack
  13. Terms and Provisions
  14. Missed Direction
  15. Where Credit Is Due
  16. Biting the Hand
  17. Tucker Knows Best
  18. Loading...
  19. The Wrong Crowd
  20. Uncommunicado
  21. Same Old, Same Old
  22. Repent, the End Is Near
  23. Why Were We Here?

Personal Spaces is the second special episode in the Halo 3 Preparations series.


Red TeamEdit

Blue TeamEdit



Sarge explains to the Reds about the new vehicles in Halo 3, like the Mongoose.


Fade into Sarge explaining things to his squad.

Sarge: Some of the other changes in Halo 3 will be a wider variety of vehicles. Some will be updated versions of the ones you know and love, and some will be all new.

A picture of the mongoose appears next to Sarge.

Sarge: Here we have the Mongoose as an example.

Grif: Oh cool! It's like a motorcycle.

Simmons: Looks fast. But it's only for one person?

Sarge: Actually the mongoose can be configured to accommodate one soldier, or two.

Simmons: Ohhh.

Grif: Yeah that looks really, cozy.

Sarge: I hear some of you have personal space issues and might not be okay with the close confined new transport. That's why I designed a series of trust exercises, so that we'll all feel more comfortable with each other. First up; Grif and Simmons.

Grif: What? Why us? Why not Donut?

Donut: I can't participate in exercise'es. I have a note from my doctor.

Grif: What? What doctor?

Doc appears next to Donut

Doc: Me!

Simmons: You? Your not a doctor.

Doc: Yes I am. I have a PHD in healthology.

Grif: Oh please that's ridiculous! (mutters) and PHD isn't a real doctor.

Sarge: Hey! That attitude does not condition to a trusting and caring environment you idiot. Now come on, round one of group hug. You two are the group, go.

Grif: And why are you participating?

Sarge: I'm Management! Everybody automatically likes me!

Cut to Church looking at the Reds through his sniper scope

Tucker: Uh, what's going on down there?

Church: I have absolutely no idea. Two of them are hugging and the rest of them are standing there clapping.

Tucker: Yeah well maybe that's why red team does so well. They feel more comfortable with each other.

Church: Excuse me? Red team does so well?

Tucker: I'm just saying maybe we should consider that some of those same principles could help us to-

Church: Hey go stand over there.

Tucker moves away from Church.

Church: Yeah further, further.

Cut back to Sarge with Grif and Simmons in a narrow hallway.

Sarge: Well since round one went so poorly-

Simmons: Poorly? What are you talking about? Grif body-slammed me!

Grif: Once again, the rules were not made clear.

Sarge: You two knuckleheads are going to live in the basement hallway until you can learn to tolerate being near each other!

Simmons walks in the hallway.

Grif: You mean the basement.

Sarge: No I mean the basement hallway. Now get in there!

Grif walks in the hallway.

Grif: This is ridiculous.

Simmons: Ow! You stepped on my toe!

Grif: How long do we have to do this?!

Sarge: Hmmm. Well Halo 3 is only a month and a half away, so it shouldn't be too much longer after that. I don't want you two freezing up the first time you have to jump on a mongoose together.

Simmons: Well, if we're stuck here, we may as well embrace the situation and make the best of it.

Grif: Please, don't say embrace.

Screen fades to black then reappears with an image of the Xbox 360 Elite console.

Church: Today's episode was brought to you by the elite console, the premier Xbox 360 console package that includes a massive 120 gig hardrive, an HDMI port, and because its all black, it turns invisible in the dark!

Random voice: Console does not turn invisible.

Church: Aw come on I was kidding.



Red Vs Blue - Halo 3 Preparations - Part 2 - Personal Spaces02:45

Red Vs Blue - Halo 3 Preparations - Part 2 - Personal Spaces

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