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Red vs. Blue Episode
"Red vs. Blue 360: The Talk"
The Talk
Episode no. 24.5
Airdate January 10, 2017 (YouTube)
Writer(s) Eddy Rivas
Joe Nicolosi
Director(s) Kyle Taylor

Red vs. Blue 360
November 20, 2016 - ???

  1. Red vs. Blue 360: A Day at the Base
  2. Red vs. Blue 360: Supply Drop
  3. Red vs. Blue 360: The Talk
  4. Red vs. Blue 360: The Flag


Red vs. Blue 360: The Talk is a special episode of Red vs. Blue. The episode utilizes YouTube's 360º feature. It aired on January 10, 2017 on YouTube.

CharactersEdit

Red TeamEdit

Blue TeamEdit

SynopsisEdit

There comes a time in every young... thing's... life...

Plot Edit

Tucker tries to give Junior the talk, and asks Church to help. Church ends up getting caught up in the complications of his own relationship with Tex. Sarge, who was doing reconnaissance, overhears the conversation. He reveals in his experience military tactics translate well into the bedroom. He starts going into detail about some of his exploits, prompting the Blues to leave in disgust, Tucker deciding teaching Junior via the internet is a better idea.

TranscriptEdit

Tucker: Listen, Jr. we need to have a little talk. There comes a time in every young... things life when you start to feel sudden urges. It's like the birds and the bees, only the birds don't like to be called birds any more. They prefer to be called 'women''. And the bees well you can't be sticking your stinger in every.. oh Church dude thank god.

Church: Eaugh, Caboose said you were dead.

Caboose: Oh it is Church, what are you doing here.

Tucker: It's cool Caboose you can drop the act.

Caboose: Oh my god, Tucker you're alive.

Tucker: It's time, Church. It's time for us to give Junior..."The Talk."

Caboose: Yeah, I caught him blarg-ing his own honk.

Church: Kill it with fire.

Tucker: What? No way! He can't die a virgin! That's Simmons' job!

Church: Listen, he's clearly inherited your preverted DNA.

Junior: Bow chika honk honk.

Church: Combine that with the species need to parasitically infect the host, and it means all of us are pretty soon going to be carrying mutant alien babies. Thanks, Tucker.

Tucker: Seriously, Church, you don't have anything you can add? I know you can help. You traveled back from the afterlife just to be with your girl, even after she rejected you! That's admirable.

Church: Huh, alright look, kid. All I can tell you is that sometimes, when two people love each other, or hate each other... Yknow, sometimes just people want to get closer together. Dometimes they do want to be close, sometimes they don't want to be close at all. Sometimes the closer they are, the more miserable they get. It's complicated.

Tucker: Wow. You're really, really bad at this.

Sarge: I couldn't help but notice that you all fine yourselves in a bit of coital conundrum.

Church: Sarge? What're you doing behind the rock?

Sarge: Reconnaissance, dummy. I was gauging the strength of the Blue Base fortifications and seemed to have...dozed off for a few moments. What day is it?

Tucker: Hey, Sarge, what do you know about love?

Sarge: I happen to know that many military techniques translate straight to the bedroom! Like close-quarters combat, and the pincer maneuver.

Church: I'm out.

Sarge: I still remember one of the best nights of my life. She was strong as an ox, 6 foot 4 drill seargent. She was a task master, on and off the battlefield.

Tucker: Awh, screw this! I'm gonna let Junior learn how every other kid in the universe does. We're going to the internet.

Sarge: Hup 2 3 4, Hup 2 3 4, yeah baby! Oh, you must like that.

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