- "Well, there's no wine bars, I can tell you that!"
- —Santos in Orange is the New Red
Major Santos was a Red Team soldier part of squad FH57. While he and his squad searched the galaxy for Blues after discovering an alien ship, he repairs the alien ship's A.I., Cherry. He was shown to be handy with mechanics and for some reason had an obsession with wine bars. Because of this, he took advantage of Peake's alien cult to stage a mutiny.
- His obsession with wine bars has become a joke among fans, as many hoped to see one in later episodes.
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|Desert Gulch: Surge · Gene · Cronut · Lorenzo · Biff · Shelly|
|FH57: Turf · Morgan · Drag · Sue · Santos · Peake · Cherry|
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