|Red vs. Blue Episode|
|"St. Patrick's Day"|
Donut attempts to convince Doc and Tucker that they must pinch him for not wearing green armor on St. Patrick's Day.
Doc: He's got an Irish accent.
Tucker: I'm telling you dude, he's not Irish. He's got dreadlocks.
Donut: Yo guys what's up? Hey... Why is everyone in green today?
Doc: It' Saint Patrick Day. Everyone's supposed to be wearing green to celebrate.
Donut: Oh man! How come nobody told me?
Tucker: We did tell you like 6 or 7 times. There was a memo...Two e-mails...
Donut: Oh... Guess I forgot.
Tucker: We put up a billboard...
Donut: So what happens now, guys?
Tucker: Well it's bad luck that's for sure.
Doc: Hey! Isn't there some rule that you're supposed to pinch someone when they don't wear green on Saint Patrick's Day?
Donut: Yeah! You know it! Step right up and get your pinching on!
Tucker: What?! I've never heard of that.
Donut: Oh it's a real rule. Now come get a pinch at Donut!
Doc: Man this is getting weird. The person getting pinched isn't supposed to be in to it.
Tucker: Yeah man, you're a weirdo.
Donut: Well fine then. We could play another holiday game. How about "kiss me on my Irish"?
Tucker: Man, I have not had enough green beer for this.
Donut: Come on guys, it's fun! Ok ok ok, how about "find the clover leaf"?
Doc: I'm gonna go hang out with the Jamaican guy.
Donut: So when is the parade?