|Red vs. Blue Episode|
|"The Full Circle"|
The Full Circle is a special episode of Red vs. Blue where a stranger asks the guys for special Xbox 360 online features, right in the middle of battle! It was released exclusively on the Xbox Live Marketplace for download.
- Two unnamed Xbox Live players
Cut to Sarge yelling at Grif and Simmons at next to a Warthog.
Sarge: Hey dirtbags get movin! Turns out those blue rocks aren't actually rocks!
Church looking over a rock through his battle-rifle.
Church: I think if I move up there I can get a better shot on them.
Tucker: Yeah like that's going to help.
Church: I just have to do it before they see me.
A sniper shot misses Church’s head causing him to duck.
Gunfire later ensues.
Church: I think they saw me.
Tucker: Good call idiot.
A white armored soldier approaches them from behind.
White Soldier: Hey guys, can you tell me where I can find the store?
Church: What the?
Tucker: Oh yeah yeah yeah, your in the wrong place man. You need to head that way.
White Solider: Okay cool. Thanks.
The white solider leaves in the direction Tucker points him at.
Church: Tucker what was that about?
Tucker: Huh? Oh that's one of the new guys who comes online to shop and listen to music.
Church: Shop? What are you kidding me?
Tucker: Nope. Ever since the Xbox 360 came out it's been like this you can watch movies, listen to music, you can go shopping, it's more than just a gaming platform, it's a total-
A sniper shot misses Tucker as he then ducks.
Tucker: Total entertainment-
Another shot misses.
Tucker: It's a total entertainment package. (Yells at the reds) Stop shooting I'm trying to say the marketing line!
Simmons: You sellout!
Church: Whatever happened to shooting stuff?
Tucker: Ah you can still do all that too, but now you can use it for more than that.
Church: Well then tell your buddy to drop the shopping bag and get in the match. We can use the help.
Tucker: I don't think he's really a gamer. A lot of people come online just to hang out.
Church: To do what? Chat?
Tucker: Yeah. Not everybody is anti-social as you are.
The Player from before comes back.
Player: Hey I found that store. Thanks.
Tucker: No problem dude. You get that download you wanted?
Player: Yeah but they didn't have any headlight fluid. That's kinda weird.
Church: Hey, you probably want to get down pal.
Player: No thanks I'm good. So how's the battle going?
Tucker: Good. I mean, we're not winning or anything but that's okay, we're used to that.
Player: Okay. Well it's good talking to you guys. Take it easy.
The Player then leaves the area.
Tucker: See ya.
Church: (sigh) I bet the Reds don't have to put up with this.
Cut to the Reds with Sarge yelling at another player.
Sarge: No, for the last time I don't know how to rip a CD! I don't even know what that means! How about I rip you a new one instead dirtbag!
Player: How rude! I'm going to leave you negative feedback.
Sarge: Yeah cry me a river.