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Red vs. Blue Episode
"Uncharted Territories"
Church Uncharted Territory
Episode no. Unknown
Airdate Unknown
Running time 3:57

Red vs. Blue Season 3
October 12, 2004 – May 18, 2005

  1. The Best Laid Plans
  2. Visiting Old Friends
  3. Let's Get Together
  4. You're the Bomb, Yo
  5. Make Your Time
  6. We Must Rebuild
  7. New Toys
  8. We're Being Watched
  9. It's a Biological Fact
  10. Heavy Metal
  11. Roaming Charges
  12. Silver Linings
  13. Episode 50 Part 2
  14. Have We Met?
  15. Let's Come to Order
  16. Hello, My Name Is Andrew
  17. Defusing the Situation
  18. Calm Before the Storm
  19. The Storm

Uncharted Territories is special episode of Red vs. Blue that shows off the new maps of Halo 2.

CharactersEdit

Red TeamEdit

Blue TeamEdit

SynopsisEdit

Church and Tucker journey throughout the new maps of Halo 2 to find their parked car.

TranscriptEdit

Fade in to Sarge, Grif and Simmons running across a building on a snow planet that isn't Sidewinder
Simmons: Let me get this straight, you just gave that guy the flag!? Come on guys I see them, they're over here, let's go get 'em!
Cut to Tex and the blues, elsewhere on said snow planet
Tex: I figure we have a minute before they find us.
Church: That's no good. Hey Tucker, which way is it to Blue Base?
Tucker: I dunno.
Church: What? But you're our navigator.
Tucker: Who said that? And whose idea was it to leave a trail of ice cubes back to the base? In the snow?
Tex: Can we hurry this up please, I'm freezing.
Tucker: It's not that cold. Watch. Hey Caboose, try sticking your tongue to that flagpole again.
Caboose: I, am not falling for that, again.
Tex: Hey, if we're lost-
Church: We are not lost. We're just taking an alternate unexplored route, that we don't know the location of.
Tex: It takes a lot less time if you just say "Lost."
Church: No way.
Tex: Why don't we just go find someone and ask directions.
Tucker: I'm not doing that.
Church: No way.
Tex: (mockingly) Because you're big strong men?
Tucker: No, it's because we're not girls.
Church: Oh hey look, a map.
Tucker: Cool!
Church: You are here. Good! At least now we know where we are.
Tucker: I already knew I was here. Thanks for nothing map.
Tex: Not getting any warmer guys.
Church: Okay, we came in here by the department store, so we need to head back this way to Blue Base.
Tucker: We need to go up?
Church: Not up, it's North.
Tucker: Looks like up.
Church: North is always up on a m- look just forget it. I know which way we're going so just follow me.
Caboose: I'm not going anywhere.
Church: What?
Caboose: Uh my mom always said that if I got lost, I should just stay exactly where I am, and she said that she would come and find me.
Church: Caboose, you've gotta be kidding me. We need to get back to base, and your mother is not coming.
Tucker: I don't know about that, if I see his mom later tonight-
Church: Tucker not now!
Tex: I'll stay here and guard Caboose. You guys go get the car, and come back and pick us up.
Church: Alright fine, we'll be right back. Come on Tucker, let's head North. I mean up- I mean North, God dammit!
Cut to Church and Tucker in some eerie looking place
Tucker: What is this place, the food court?
Church: Yeah I think so, look, they got the whole place color coded. Where did we park?
Tucker: I dunno, red?
Church: Why would we park in red?
Tucker: I don't care.
Church: I remember seeing blue when we parked-
Tucker: Yeah, that's because we're all blue, and Caboose was sitting on your lap. What does your parking ticket say?
Church: I left it in the car.
Tucker: What? Someone's gonna break in and steal the ticket to save ten bucks on parking.
Church: Have you ever heard about that happening, even once?
Tucker: Wait, I remember now, you said you didn't wanna pay ten dollars to park in here, so we parked out on the street.
Church: Oh right, I am cheap. Alright, come on, let's take the teleporter.
They run through the teleporter and emerge somewhere else, just like they expected
Tucker: What the hell is this?
Church: I think it's a water park.
Tucker: Cool, thank God I wore my bikini briefs today.
Church: Tucker...
Tucker: Just kidding. (under breath) I don't even wear underwear.
Church: Thanks for the uh, mental picture you just painted there pal.
Tucker: Man, this Blue Base is way better than our base. We should move here.
Church: Yeah it's nice.
Tucker: Look at all that water. The Red side didn't have any water.
Church: I guess.
Tucker: What an advantage! We could slowly dehydrate the Reds and when they come over to get a drink,Bam!
Church: When did you start thinking strategically?
Tucker: Ah, I just like being mean to people.
Cut to Church and Tucker in a city street
Church: Okay, now this looks familiar.
Tucker: Yeah, that's what you've been saying for seven blocks.
Church: Ah ha! There's the car. I knew it.
Tucker: I bet Tex and Caboose have died from starvation by now. Hey look, a yogurt shop, awesome!
Church: I don't think they're open Tucker!
Tucker: I think you're right, let's break in.
Church: I'm not breaking in to a store to get you free yogurt. Come on, let's go.
Tucker: I can see the sprinkles. Sprinkles Church, seriously.
Church starts up the car
Church: Yeah that's great, now come on, let's go. We'll come back after we pick them up.
Tucker: Hey can I drive?
Church: Uh, let me think about that for a minute NO.
Tucker: Alright, I'll just work the horn then.
Church: Stop it.

VideoEdit

Uncharted Territories - Red vs04:02

Uncharted Territories - Red vs. Blue Season 3

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