Red vs. Blue Episode
Episode no. Unknown
Airdate Unknown
Running time 1:15

Red vs. Blue Season 1
April 1, 2003 - September 28, 2003

  1. Why Are We Here?
  2. Red Gets a Delivery
  3. The Rookies
  4. Head Noob in Charge
  5. The Package is in the Open
  6. 1.21 Giga-Whats??
  7. Check Out the Treads on That Tank
  8. Don't Ph34r the Reaper
  9. After Church
  10. A Shadow of His Former Self
  11. Knock, knock. Who's there? Pain.
  12. Down, but not Out
  13. Human Peer Bonding
  14. Roomier Than it Looks
  15. How the Other Half Lives
  16. A Slightly Crueler Cruller
  17. Points of Origin
  18. SPF 0
  19. Last One Out, Hit the Lights

W.M.D. (Weapons of Mass Destruction) is the very first PSA of Red vs. Blue.


Red TeamEdit

Blue TeamEdit


Grif and Simmons attempt to present a warning about weapons of mass destruction as if they were a drug, advising viewers not to fall into peer pressure. However, they are repeatedly interrupted by Church sniping at them.


Grif and Simmons standing in front of the red base.

Simmons: Hi. I'm Private Dick Simmons, of the popular web-series, Red Vs. Blue.

Grif: And I'm Private Dexter Grif from the same show.

Simmons: But you know what? We're not here to talk to you today as famous actors.

Grif: That's right Dick, we're here to talk to you as friends.

Simmons: In our show, Red Vs. Blue, we poke fun at things like the military lifestyle, and weapons of mass destruction.

Grif: But weapons of mass destruction are no laughing matter. Each year, several planets-

Bullet trail over their heads and in to the background and Simmons ducks.

Simmons: Hey!

Grif: Hey!

Simmons: Son of a bitch!

Grif: You.. Cut it out dick! We're trying to do something!

Church: (off screen) Hey red, you suck blue rules!

Grif heads across in front of Simmons, off camera

Grif: I see you, oh yeah, I see you up there buddy!

Simmons: I'm sure a lot of you have encountered weapons of mass destruction in your daily lives. In fact, you may have some friends who think it's 'cool' to stockpile VX Nerve Gas. But it's not. They may say "everybody's doing it," but if they told you to jump off a-

Another bullet trail over his head and in to the background and Simmons ducks

Simmons: Son of a bitch!

Church: Almost got you that time, chump!

Grif running on camera and in to the base.

Grif: Oh, oh that's it. I'm getting my rifle!

Simmons: And remember kids, violence is never the answer.

Screen fades to black More bullet trails over Simmons as he crouches down.

Simmons: You ol' COCK BITE!

Church: Hey, I'll bet that one hurt!


  • Grif reveals his full name to be Dexter Grif.
  • Simmons also reveals his name to be Dick Simmons.


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W.M.D. PSA - Red vs. Blue Season 1

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