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Red vs. Blue Episode
"You Had Me at Halo"
You had me at Halo PSA
Episode no. 1.5
Airdate February 13, 2009

Red vs. Blue Relocated
February 9, 2009 - March 9, 2009

  1. Relocated: Part One
  2. Relocated: Part Two
  3. Relocated: Part Three
  4. Relocated: Part Four

You Had Me at Halo is a special Valentines Day PSA of Red vs. Blue: Relocated.

CharactersEdit

Red TeamEdit

Blue TeamEdit

OtherEdit

SynopsisEdit

Simmons and Grif find Caboose in a depressed state. He is sad because it is his first Valentine's Day without Church. He has a flashback of previous Valentine's Days trying to talk to Church with Church insulting him. Simmons and Grif then decide to insult Caboose to make him feel better.

TranscriptEdit

Fade in to the Reds firing at Caboose, who is hiding behind a rocky out cropping and whimpering, and sounding all pathetic

Caboose: Oh boo hoo. 

Grif: Hey what's wrong with you Caboose? 

Caboose: What. Nothing. 

Grif: Come on, we've been shooting at you for like twenty minutes, and you haven't run away screaming once. 

Caboose: (sigh)

Grif: It's just not like you.

Caboose: I'm sad.

Grif: Sad?

Caboose: I know. It's just... Do you know what today is?

Grif: Absolutely no clue. What day comes after yesterday?

Caboose: It's Valentine's Day.

Grif: It is?

Simmons: Hey, what's going on up here!?

Grif: Caboose is in a depression.

Simmons: It's called a foxhole you idiot. Haven't you learned any military terms yet?

Grif: No, I mean he's depressed.

Caboose: *moaning sigh*

Grif: See?

Simmons: Sad? Who gives a fuck, we're trying to kill him. Let him be sad when he's dead. Hey, you, stop having feelings.

Grif: Apparently he's upset because it's Valentine's Day.

Simmons: It's what?

Grif: Valentine's Day. Valentine's Day? The day we celebrate love? And romance? You know, girls?

Simmons: Oh, oh- oh yeah, right, yeah, duh, I totally know about that day. I celebrate that day all the time. With all kinds of ladies.

Grif: You don't have to try and impress me.

Simmons: Oh you just don't know any of them and uh, I didn't talk about it because you know, that wouldn't be cool.

Grif: Yeah I'm sure. So why didn't you know what Valentine's Day was?

Simmons: Oh I just didn't understand what you said.

Grif: Well what'd you think I said?

Simmons: Valentine's... doy?

Grif: Ah yeah, I can see how that would throw you off.

Caboose: Boo hoo hoo.

Grif: Oh come on, man.

Caboose: I'm all alone now. Church was always my valentine.

Grif: Why don't I believe that?

Caboose: It's true. We had a tradition.

Cut to Church in the past, with Caboose approaching from off screen

Caboose: Hey, Church. Happy Valentine-

Church: Get the fuck away from me!

Cut to Church in the past, with Caboose approaching from off screen

Caboose: Church. Would you be my-

Church: Get the fuck away from me!

Cut to Church and Wash in the past, with Caboose approaching from off screen

Caboose: Hey Church, Agent Washington. Nice weather.

Church: I guess, okay.

Caboose: I wonder if we'll find all those mean computer people today.

Church: Whatever, fine. 

Caboose: You know, because, today would be a great day to find them since today is-

Church: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!

Cut back to Caboose in the foxhole near Grif and Simmons in the present

Caboose: I miss him so much! 

Grif: Well you probably shouldn't. 

Caboose: He loved me! 

Simmons: Yeah, I have no idea why you'd think that. 

Caboose: If he didn't love me, then why on every Valentine's Day did he give me my very own heart? 

Grif: That was your heart! After he pulled it out of your chest! Don't you remember? It would always take Doc hours to sew it back in. 

Simmons: Man, he used to bitch about that so much. 

Caboose: And now it feels like it's been ripped out again but you know more symbolically this time, instead of like the regular way. 

Simmons: Would you feel better if we made fun of you and called you names? 

Caboose: Would you mind? 

Simmons: Not at all, you stupid fucking shithead. 

Caboose: Thanks guys. You're the best.

VideoEdit

Valentine's Day PSA02:57

Valentine's Day PSA

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