Zero Hour is a special episode of Red vs. Blue about the launch of the Xbox 360.
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- Caboose (Mentioned only)
Synopsis[]
To avoid working, Grif attempts to leave with Simmons to see the launch of the Xbox 360, only to be sidetracked by Sarge.
Transcript[]
Fade in to Sarge in front of the Warthog.
Sarge: Grif. I need you to wash the Warthog.
Sarge the walks away
Grif: Okay, you got it... Hey Simmons? Sarge wants you to wash the Warthog.
Simmons: Get out of here Grif. I'm busy packing.
Grif: Packing? Packing for what? (excited) Did you quit the army? I wanna quit, tell me how! Wait, wai-wait, there's no time, just pack me in your bag.
Simmons: What? I'm not quitting. I'm going to the Xbox 360 Zero Hour.
Grif: Xbox 360? Now you've gotta take me, we've been waiting months to get one. Caboose has been camped out over there for like a year.
Cut to Caboose's tent in the middle of the canyon with a campfire and everything.
Simmons: Why is he camped out here, shouldn't he be camped out at some store somewhere?
Grif: Uh, yeah he doesn't really understand the concept too well. Seriously, take me to the event, I can fit in your suitcase. I'll hunch up in a ball, like this.
Grif crouches.
Simmons: Get up Grif, they won't let me bring a nail clipper on the plane. There's no way they're gonna let me carry on an armed soldier in full body armor.
Grif stands.
Grif: I'm begging!
Simmons: Oh besides, this is a VIP event. It's only for industry insiders and well connected movers and shakers.
Grif: Or, people like you that won a contest on some website.
Simmons: Uh-yeah, them too.
Grif: PLEE-HE-HEASE!
Simmons: Alright, fine, get in.
Grif: YES! You won't regret this.
Sarge walks back.
Sarge: Hey Grif! Where are you? I don't hear any polishing. Or buffing. You know I love the sound of buffing. Get buffin'! Simmons, have you seen Grif?
Simmons: No Sir, not recently.
Sarge: Son of a- he was gonna wash the Warthog before I went on mah trip!
Simmons: I don't know what to tell you, Sir.
Cut to Grif Stuffed inside of the suitcase.
Grif: Yes. This is the perfect plan.
Sarge: Ah well. Did you finish packin' for me?
Simmons: Yup. Got your suitcase right here Sir.
Grif: D'oh!
Sarge: Great. Then I guess I'm all set to attend the annual suitcase demolishing conference.
Grif: The what? That doesn't even sound real.
Simmons: Have fun Sir.
Sarge: Where're you going Simmons?
Simmons: To an Xbox 360 launch party.
Sarge: Xbox 360? (screen fades to black) How did I miss versions two through three-hundred fifty nine? I need to pay better attention.
Simmons: Technology moves pretty fast, Sir.
Sarge: Come on, Grif- I mean suitcase. Heh heh heh.
Trivia[]
- This episode was originally called Zero O'Clock
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