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Red vs. Blue Episode
"Zero Hour"
Zero Hour
Episode no. Unknown
Airdate circa November 22, 2005 (sponsors)
Running time 1:59

Red vs. Blue Season 4
August 29, 2005 – April 1, 2006

  1. Familiar Surroundings
  2. Hunting Time
  3. Fight or Fright
  4. Fair Competition
  5. Lost in Triangulation
  6. The Hard Stop
  7. Previous Commitments
  8. Looking for Group
  9. Exploring Our Differences
  10. Setting a High Bar
  11. Getting All Misty
  12. Talk of the Town
  13. Sneaking In
  14. You Keep Using That Word
  15. Getting Debriefed
  16. Under the Weather
  17. Right to Remain Silenced
  18. Things Are Looking Down
  19. Two for One
  20. The Arrival

Zero Hour is a special episode of Red vs. Blue about the launch of the Xbox 360.

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Synopsis[]

To avoid working, Grif attempts to leave with Simmons to see the launch of the Xbox 360, only to be sidetracked by Sarge.

Transcript[]

Fade in to Sarge in front of the Warthog.

Sarge: Grif. I need you to wash the Warthog.

Sarge the walks away

Grif: Okay, you got it... Hey Simmons? Sarge wants you to wash the Warthog.

Simmons: Get out of here Grif. I'm busy packing.

Grif: Packing? Packing for what? (excited) Did you quit the army? I wanna quit, tell me how! Wait, wai-wait, there's no time, just pack me in your bag.

Simmons: What? I'm not quitting. I'm going to the Xbox 360 Zero Hour.

Grif: Xbox 360? Now you've gotta take me, we've been waiting months to get one. Caboose has been camped out over there for like a year.

Cut to Caboose's tent in the middle of the canyon with a campfire and everything.

Simmons: Why is he camped out here, shouldn't he be camped out at some store somewhere?

Grif: Uh, yeah he doesn't really understand the concept too well. Seriously, take me to the event, I can fit in your suitcase. I'll hunch up in a ball, like this.

Grif crouches.

Simmons: Get up Grif, they won't let me bring a nail clipper on the plane.  There's no way they're gonna let me carry on an armed soldier in full body armor.

Grif stands.

Grif: I'm begging!

Simmons: Oh besides, this is a VIP event.  It's only for industry insiders and well connected movers and shakers.

Grif: Or, people like you that won a contest on some website.

Simmons: Uh-yeah, them too.

Grif: PLEE-HE-HEASE!

Simmons: Alright, fine, get in.

Grif: YES! You won't regret this.

Sarge walks back.

Sarge: Hey Grif!  Where are you?  I don't hear any polishing. Or buffing.  You know I love the sound of buffing.  Get buffin'!  Simmons, have you seen Grif?

Simmons: No Sir, not recently.

Sarge: Son of a- he was gonna wash the Warthog before I went on mah trip!

Simmons: I don't know what to tell you, Sir.

Cut to Grif Stuffed inside of the suitcase.

Grif: Yes.  This is the perfect plan.

Sarge: Ah well.  Did you finish packin' for me?

Simmons: Yup.  Got your suitcase right here Sir.

Grif: D'oh!

Sarge: Great.  Then I guess I'm all set to attend the annual suitcase demolishing conference.

Grif: The what?  That doesn't even sound real.

Simmons: Have fun Sir.

Sarge: Where're you going Simmons?

Simmons: To an Xbox 360 launch party.

Sarge: Xbox 360? (screen fades to black)  How did I miss versions two through three-hundred fifty nine?  I need to pay better attention.

Simmons: Technology moves pretty fast, Sir.

Sarge: Come on, Grif- I mean suitcase.  Heh heh heh.

Trivia[]

  • This episode was originally called Zero O'Clock

Video[]

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